Always Hungry by The Zeroboys[Denmark]
7 - = HELLO ALL YOU DEMO LOVERZ! - .# THBIZ 4AZTERIX AND DONOVAN - HMM ZOMETHING ZTRANGE HAZ HAPPENED WITH THE Z KEY!! WE MUZT TRY TO FIX IT ZOON - A5H! NOW IT WORKS AGAIN - LETS START FROM THE BEGINNING.. - ;HELLO ALL YOU DEMO LOVERS! - ASTERIX AND DONOVAN WRITING! - YEAH!, WE'RE BACK, READY TO SPOIL YOUR MIND (HEHE)! - FIRST WE WANT TO TELL YA THAT WE'RE MAKING A NEW SUPER-DUPER-HYPER-FANTASTIC-MEGA CREW TOGETHER WITH DOCTOR ZULO, BUT WE DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA CALL IT?! (SOB SOB) PLEASE CONTACT US IF YOU GOT ANY GREAT IDEAS (HURRY UP!) - THE FANTASTIC PICCY WAS (OFF COURSE) DRAWN BY THE GRAFIX-EXPERT CALLED: D O N O V A N (I THINK YOU ALREADY KNOW HIM - SO HE DONT NEED ANY INTRODUCTION.) - AND THE CODING WAS DONE BY A S T E R I X (IF YOU DONT KNOW HIM ITS A SHAME!) - BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MUSIC?? - DO YOU THINK DONOVAN MADE THIS TOO?? - THEN YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU CLEVER GUY (OR IS IT GAY?) - ASTERIX: I REALLY LIKE THAT PICCY, ITS MUCH BETTER THAN NIK'S 'PICTURES' - ! DONOVAN: YOU MEAN NIK THE PRI.. - #ASTERIX: YES! I MEAN NIK THE PRICK! - .3 AND THE MUSIC! - W - WW!!, ITS MUCH BETTER THAN MI..AEL WI..E.BE.G'S! DONOVAN: OFF COURSE IT IS!, EVERYONE CAN MAKE A TUNE BETTER THAN HIM (HEHE & HE)! ASTERIX: NOW LETS TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE - IT'S REALLY BORING TALKING ABOUT NASTIES! - ^ HOW ABOUT SAYING SOMETHING TO OUR FRIENDS. DONOVAN: O.K. I'LL BEGIN. HI NIK. THANK YOU FOR BEING SO FUNNY (IN YOUR HEAD.) ASTERIX: SUCKER DONOVAN! -I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT NIK IS NOT OUR FRIEND, HE'S ONLY A SIMPLE SHITHEAD! BUT WE WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TO OUR FRIENDS FROM RUPIX: H - ! (CRUTCH) IT WAS REALLY NICE TO MEET YA ON THE SHOW IN COPENHAGEN! - BUT IT'S JUST A SHAME THAT ONE OF YOU IS VERY TINY (ARE YOU A HOBBIT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?) - # JOKE! (HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY ISN'T IT?) - IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN HERE IS ANOTHER GOOD JOKE "CRUTCH CRUTCH" - .7 (HAHAHA - VERY JOKEY!) - HERE IS A LITTLE SPECIAL HI TO SHADOW SOFTWARE: HI GUYS! HOPE YOU LIKED THE INTRO (JUST A PITTY THAT THE WORD "SHADOW SOFTWARE" WAS ALL OVER THE SCREEN) - HAHAHAHA J - HOWDY TO D.I.E.D!, WE REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE, SO: "WHO ARE YOU?" - .9 THANX FOR THE GREETINGS! - IDONOVAN: WHERE IS PATMAN? HE PROMISED TO COME HOME AND HELP US WRITING THIS SCROLLY. IF HE HAD BEEN HERE HE WOULD HAVE WROTE: "GLX FRYLLOK GNYF!" ASTERIX: DONOVAN! I THINK YOUR BROTHER (PATMAN) GOES MAD AT THE MOMENT! (WATCH OUT THAT YOU DONT GET THE SAME DISEASE!) - WE WILL NOW CALL RUPIX AND HEAR WHAT THEY WANT TO SAY TO US! : THE PHONE RINGS AND A LITTLE NASTY VOICE SAYS :"DET LIZZA!" ASTERIX SAYS: "I WANT TO SPEAK WITH ROUGHPRICK - SORRY RUPIX!" AFTER A WHILE WE HEAR HIS VOICE. HE SAYS: "HELLO GUYS. HOW ARE YOU?" ASTERIX: "WELL WE ARE WRITING A SCROLLTEXT. DO YOU WANT US TO WRITE ANYTHING FOR YOU?" RUPIX: "JUST SAY THAT IT WAS GREAT THAT WE COULD MEET YOU AND DONOVAN IN COPENHAGEN." ASTERIX: "ANYTHING ELSE?" RUPIX: "JUST WRITE SOMETHING. I HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS. I'LL BE LATE ON MY JOB. I'LL CALL YOU THIS EVENING. BYE!" WE HEAR A CLICK AND THE LINE IS DEAD. END OF CONVERSATION - I (DONOVAN) AM NOW EATING AN ENORMOUS ICE-CREAM. YOU HAVN'T GOT ANY IDEA HOW WONDERFULL IT TASTES. UHM. YUMMI YUMMI. END OF ICE-CREAM. - /NOW A LITTLE SIDESTEP: "MAKE LOVE NOT BABIES!" - 8 LETS HAVE SOME FUNNY M-GREETINGS: MULTI-GREETINGS TO SWOPPER AND GHOSTRIDER FROM DANISH IMPORT DIVISION (HEY GHOSTRIDER!, HOPE YOU LIKE THIS TUNE) MEGA-GREETINGS TO RUPIX (YOU PROMISED TO CALL US THIS EVENING!) MAXI-GREETINGS TO SHADOW SOFTWARE (DONOVAN REALLY WANT TO HAVE A TALK WITH YOU ABOUT HEAVY STUFF! (G - U!)) MICRO-GREETINGS TO FROCKIE (THE WORD 'MICRO' HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW MUCH WE LIKE YOU - BUT WE THINK IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR BRAIN - HAHAHA JOKEY!) MAD GREETINGS TO PATMAN THE PET (PAT PET PYT PUT PIT & POT) MYSTICAL GREETINGS TO LINE 2002 (EH? DOES THE WORD 'DISC' SAY SOMETHING TO YOU?) MANIAC GREETINGS TO HENRIX AND KENNEX (YEAH! -THATS RIGHT, YOU GUYS ARE REALLY MANIACS!) MUSIC-GREETINGS TO ROB HUBBARD (DONOVANS IDEAL!) MONSTER-GREETINGS TO GARFIELD OF WIZAX (THE WORD 'MONSTER' HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, BUBT I - S VERY DIFFICULT TO FIND WORDS STARTING WITH 'M', BY THE WAY: YOU STILL HAVE ONE OF ASTERIX'S DISCS) MILLION-GREETINGS TO SKINHEAD AND FLASH GORDON FROM THE ZEROBOYS (WHY DONT YOU GUYS MAKE SOME DEMOS TOO?) MASTER-GREETING TO DOCTOR ZULO (YOU SHOULD STAND IN THE FRONT. SEE YA IN OUR NEW CREW - SOON) MUSHROOM-GREETINGS TO THE DAREDEVIL (IF YOU DONT CONTACT US SOON WE'LL STOP GREETING YOU!) - .4 END OF M-GREETINGS - LOOK OUT FOR THE HORROR DEMO (AND PERHAPS: 'DEATH STRUGGLE PART II : "BORN TO BE KILLED"'. IT WILL BE A GREAT DEMO ABOUT THIS: 'MAKE WAR - NOT MUSIC!') - NOW OUR M-BRAINS ARE EXHAUSTED AND THE SCROLL HAS REACHED ITS END - .4 ZEE YOU LATER FOLKZ - ( (ZHIT! IT'Z THAT FUCKING Z KEY AGAIN!) - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - THIS DEMO WAS CREATED IN 1987 BY ASTERIX AND DONOVAN FROM THE ZEROBOYS (PROGRAMMING BY ASTERIX AND MUSIC BY DONOVAN)... INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE: TURN UP YOUR VOLUME AND PRESS SPACE... ALL DONOVANS MUSIC IS (/) IN 1987 BY TZB! - ATED IN 1987 BY ASTERIX AND DONOVAN FROM - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> -